That Ratan Tata sounds like such a lovely fellow…
Says the charming Mr Tata on the long waiting list for his new £1,300 Nana car:
”You wouldn’t want to make someone wait to long for his car since a car is like a pretty woman. If you wait too long she will become old and perhaps fat.”
I was going to say ‘God love his wife’ but then I thought, sure the poor chap mightn’t have one. And so off to the ever trustworthy Wikipedia I go to see if there is a lucky Mrs Tata.
Mr Ratan Tata has a metalic blue Maserati. He sometimes likes to fly his private jet himself.
So I guess he really does compare cars to wimmins. Sure we’re only accessories after all. Expensive accessories obviously but accessories all the same. Pfffffffft.
I’m returning to blogging by thieving someone else’s post:
“I’m alone because you’re more alone in an unhappy relationship than you really ever are without a relationship at all.”
It’s a post very worthwhile thieving though, by a Huffington post writer on why she’s still single after her husband died ten years ago. I’m admirable of her strength, independence, and laid back attitude. And she’s funneh to boot.
PS. Thanks all for the well wishes below; I luff you!
I haven’t disappeared on purpose or intentionally – stuff is just getting a wee bit in the the way of blogging at the mo, but hopefully, all shall return to normal sporadic blogging soon.
Stuff that got in the way:
- Laptop breaking
- Laptop being fixed but losing internet for no Goddamn reason
- Being sick (nowt serious of course, it just left me in bed for a week)
- Life stuff that I no like blogging about
- The quick dip-in-and-out-edness of Twitter. I’m not an addict by any means, but I do quite like it right now.
Speaking of Le Twit – here are six weird and wonderful (but mainly weird) things people have built with Twitter. Nifty!