AnneElicious


Wish I was there moment:
May 17, 2009, 5:10 pm
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Weezer covering MGMT and Lady Gaga:

Don’t know why I love bands covering other people’s stuff so much but I do.



Zexy
May 17, 2009, 4:38 pm
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zachary quinto

LOOK AT HIM BITING HIS LOWER LIP!

Hummanahummanhummanahummah…..



Boing
May 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
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I’m totally yoinking this from the lovely Bluebirds Are So Natural girls because it’s fucking amazing:

Bouncing foxes make me swear.



Get a room…..
May 11, 2009, 1:04 pm
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Ew.

via Awkward Family Photos.



Smiling with my eyes
May 8, 2009, 4:15 pm
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No matter how many times I try, I can never master the smiling-with-your-eyes trick that the lovely miss Tyra Banks of ANTM (best.show.EVAR) has made so very famous. I’ve probably watched every episode of ANTM at least twice, but still I cannot get it down. I either look like I’m vaguely squinting at something in the far off distance or else I’m actually smiling. With my mouth.

Luckily for me, Miss Tyra has given a few tips that I will go home and practice in front of the mirror tonight. (Drunk).

via Perez
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The Flirting-With-a-Man Smile: “Turn your shoulder to your man, move your face down, and use a sound effect, a little hmmmmmmmmm.”

The Surprise Smile: “We’re not smiling like the surprise is real — it’s not ‘OMG, are you serious?'” It’s a hand to the cheek, and a gasp. Remember, the surprise isn’t like, swine flu or an unexpected breakup; it’s more of a “I forgot my contacts at home!”

The Catalogue Smile: “Put the left foot forward, and turn your head ahead as if there’s wind whipping you that way, and smile with your hand on your head and parted teeth. So walk forward with your hand on your right cheek, and step with your left foot, so your booty sticks out.”

The Angry Smile: Save this one for “bitches.” You move a hand to your hip, look forward, “dip that booty to the right,” and let your face say “Okay, okay, okay, uh-huh.”

The Smile With the Eyes ©: “This is crucial… It’s on magazine covers, it sells perfume, it sells shoes.” Tyra recommends pulling your shoulders down, facing forward, pretending there’s a string pulling your head up and that a dentist shot you in the mouth with Novocain. She said it’s “almost like you’re in Star Trek.”

Right ya are so!



Why the f*ck do you have a kid?
May 6, 2009, 12:56 pm
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Because everyone needs an excuse to get out of gym class:
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Via my new favourite bloggy: Why the f*ck do you have a kid?

It’s mean, pretty tasteless,  sometimes NSFW, but it makes me laugh and that is all that matters…. right?



Can’t get it out of my head
May 6, 2009, 12:28 pm
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It’s probably to do with my burgeoning Allison Iraheta obsession (17 year old currently rocking it out on American Idol) but lately, I cannot get this song out of my head:

Heart – Alone

I think it may have to be my new karaoke song. Sorry people.

EDIT: This happens to me EVERYTIME. Why do my videos always disappear as soon as I post them? Le sigh. Anyways, it *should* be up there now.




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