LOOK AT HIM BITING HIS LOWER LIP!
Why the f*ck do you have a kid?
Because everyone needs an excuse to get out of gym class:
Via my new favourite bloggy: Why the f*ck do you have a kid?
It’s mean, pretty tasteless, sometimes NSFW, but it makes me laugh and that is all that matters…. right?
Where have you been all my life?
Maybe it’s because I’m in a bit of a strange mood these days but I’ve just seen this picture of Sarah Harding from last night’s NME’s and I’m curious as to when she got so foxy?
Now, the dress is a tiny bit gack – I don’t like that random mid-length on anybody – but I’ve never seen her face look so pretty and sexy all at the very same time. I always thought she looked a bit hard but now….
… I definitely would.
Long lost luff
This kid looks *exactly* like my next door neighbour did at that age.
Having lived next door to each other for years, we finally became boyfriend and girlfriend. I was just turned eight and he was seven and a quarter. It was the summer of 1991 and school was out – we were young, free and full of the giddy joys of life. Unfortunately, his mum thought I was a bad influence and stopped us in our tracks. She probably thought I was a cradle robbing bitch but really I just liked him for his Nintendo. Suckas.
Come to think of it though… we never officially broke up…. I am a cheating hussy!!
Today, the 22nd December, is always one of my favourite days of the year. Not only is it Christmas Eve Eve Eve, it is also the day after the shortest day of the year, which means the cold, wintry nights will get shorter from here on in. Happy (and longer) days.
Photo taken from here.
The above image is completely real, free from manipulation and scares the living shoite out of me. For more images with wondrous freeze frame trickery, please click ici.