Rihanna sings with Maroon Five in pure pop heaven (hell?)

Dustin de Turkey Unplugged

Also on WeTV, Liam interviews the man I will marry someday - Dermot O’Leary. *cough*stalker*cough*

Hand solo!

McLovin has a coke habit, and you should pay for it:
“Piracy PSA” with Christopher Mintz-Plasse on FunnyOrDie.com

And finally:
Kitty Wars! (I’m a leeeetle obsessed with cute kittens on this blog…)

Some poor young fella has had his jaw broken and his brand new copy of Grand Theft Auto IV teefed.

I do think the criticism over this game is ridiculous though. If you can’t separate reality from a fecking video game, then that’s your problem and not the game makers. It has an age rating for a reason, people.

She’s no Scarlett!

This poor guy has had the hiccups for 15 months now - I can’t even bear them for 10 minutes!

I have a cure that always works for me, and it’s worked for 99% of the people I’ve tried it on (the other 1% were too drunk to try it properly I reckon).

1. Fill a glass with water or a beverage of your choice (preferably not beer though, it’ll likely only make it worse).
2. Put a straw in the drink or get another kind being (preferably more sober than you) to hold the glass for you.
3. Put your fingers in your ears - as far in as you can without causing damage obviously - careful now.
4. Drink as much of the water/beverage of choice as you can whilst blocking your ears - either through the straw or the other person ‘feeding’ it to you.

It works for me anyways - something to do with the air pressure and tubes connecting yadda yadda yadda.

It’s cute, so there.

This is bananas. Completely.

Certain residents of the Greek Island Lesbos want to ban the use of the word ‘lesbian’ as a gay woman. Rather it should only be used in conjunction with being a citizen of their island.

Seriously?

Realism people, isn’t it a bit late to be making a fuss now? Maybe I’m just mean.

This is interesting though: “The term lesbian originated from a mythological goddess and poet called Sappho, who was a native of Lesbos.

Sappho expressed her love of other women in poetry written during the 7th Century BC. “

In a moment of pure madness (and mainly because I was literally dragged along) I started salsa lessons last night. I had very verrrrry low expectations, mainly because as much as I like to think I can dance (after a g&t or twelve) I really can’t. Ok, I can shake my hips to the beat, but moving feet and arms - together - why that’s just impossible!

However, after the bubbly instructor taught us the most basic of steps, I felt that I was actually catching on a bit and ‘getting into the groove’ as they say. In fact, halfway through the class, I was kicking ass. Literally. I actually physically connected my foot, albeit very briefly, with the rear end of the kindly middle aged lady in front of me. I have no idea how, I wasn’t even drinking.

She was very nice about it however and put it down to my complete lack of balance and rhythm. I will be moving to the other side of the class next week out of politeness though.

It was great fun in the end, and hopefully will give me the motivation to lose a pound or two. And hey, at least I didn’t fall!

Just because I love him: an interview with ‘Giles’ AKA Anthony Stewart Head.

I think he’s dreeeeamy *sigh*

I keep seeing the ad for ‘RudeTube’, a programme due to air tonight on E4 about various (in)famous videos on the internet, but hadn’t got a clue what the end clip was until I googled ‘weightless dog’ and found this:

The poor ould mutt probably didn’t have a clue what was happening to him! Bless

I didn’t get to a single one of the Republic of Loose’s gigs in ze Academy

But I have been cheered up - apparently according to a random report I heard on the radio this morning they have signed a big deal in the US of A to allow their music to be used in a brand new tv show (name unknown to me at least) and, interestingly enough, a Gerard Depardieu film.

Google is not being my friend today and I can’t find any solid information on this. I was half asleep when I heard the report so maybe I just made it all up…

But I didn’t, yay for them!