when nerds attack!

when nerds attack!

April 23, 2008, 4:27 pm
Filed under: funny, nutters | Tags: star wars

 Drunken Darth Vadar on the war path…

From the beeb: “A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted “Darth Vader!””

I can’t tell which is my favourite bit – the fact that he was dressed in a black bin bag or what the judge said:

“I hope the force will soon be with him.”

Legend.

EDIT: how did I miss this line – Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache.

This is my favourite news story on the Beeb EVAR 😀

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