This poor guy has had the hiccups for 15 months now – I can’t even bear them for 10 minutes!
I have a cure that always works for me, and it’s worked for 99% of the people I’ve tried it on (the other 1% were too drunk to try it properly I reckon).
1. Fill a glass with water or a beverage of your choice (preferably not beer though, it’ll likely only make it worse).
2. Put a straw in the drink or get another kind being (preferably more sober than you) to hold the glass for you.
3. Put your fingers in your ears – as far in as you can without causing damage obviously – careful now.
4. Drink as much of the water/beverage of choice as you can whilst blocking your ears – either through the straw or the other person ‘feeding’ it to you.
It works for me anyways – something to do with the air pressure and tubes connecting yadda yadda yadda.