My new favourite ad
August 27, 2008, 11:53 am
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This is clever:

Driving Lesson No. 2
August 27, 2008, 11:20 am
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I suck.

I cannot drive.

I will be getting lifts for the rest of my sad little life.

Well, that’s how I felt last night. This morning I feel slightly better after a big glass of red wine and a sleep. (The wine was consumed last night of course and not for breakfast.)

Last night, my lovely instructor Dave (not his real name) decided I was ready to risk my life, his life and the pedestrians and motorists of South Dublin by leaving the estate and taking to the main roads. At first I felt exhilarated and brave – was it really me moving this massive lethal weapon? We sauntered along for a bit, feeling great as I moved steadily up the gears. All was lovely. I felt powerful.

But then – red lights. Biiiig red lights. On a hill. With cars behind me. Looking rather impatient to get to wherever they were going so busily at 8pm on a Tuesday evening. And then – the fear set in. And would not let go. I could feel drivers beady eyes burning ‘LEARNER’ into the back of my head. If looks could kill….

However, with deep breaths and some gentle foot removing from the clutch, I moved off from the lights with only a slight kangaroo hop. And all should have been well. But for some bizzarre reason, the more lights I approached, the more nervous I became. I have no idea why – I was moving the car, I’d ‘only’ cut out three times (twice at the same lights), and Dave hadn’t shouted at me too loudly. Yet.

As we approached the home run, I actually confused green lights for red and began to slow down in a panic. Up to that point, most of the lights I had come up to were red by some annoying coincidence and so in my tired frazzled state, I lost all sense of reason and how to tell one colour from another. Dave kindly informed me of my mistake hence I panicked some more and madly revved the car round the turn in to my estate. After narrowly missing some innocent bystanders, I could breathe, I was back into the estate. And nobody had died, or even been maimed.

We had a quick debriefing, where he told me that I hadn’t done that bad at all really whilst I pretended to smile, all the while praying to the dear Lord above that I wouldn’t cry like a child in front of this poor man. We booked another lesson (I bet he wishes I hadn’t), wished each other a nice evening and I walked back into my house, feeling my legs about to collapse underneath me. I waved at him again as I closed the door and as soon as I felt it shut completely, I began to cry. However, the release was bloody amazing.

My next lesson is a couple of days away and I’m looking forward to it with a mixture of pure unadulterated dread and excited anticipation. It can only get better right? Right?!

A story to warm the cockles of your heart…
August 25, 2008, 7:11 pm
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Le weekend
August 25, 2008, 1:40 pm
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Ah Monday again… why must you visit so soon?

I had a nice and varied weekend. Technically, Thursday isn’t part of said weekend but I will post about it anyways for the sake of the fact that I’m ALIVE and didn’t run over any Killers’ fans on my first driving lesson in donkies.

In fact, I wasn’t brave enought to go anywhere near a main road being that my estate is beside Marlay Park and with The Killers concert going on that night, I decided to drive around the estate instead and avoid parked cars and future customers (what my new instructor likes to call children). I was pretty wobbly on the clutch but could remember a fair bit from my lessons in 2006. However, even though I thought I was going a literally a snail’s pace, my instructor thought otherwise and consistently reminded me to press ‘the middle pedal that everybody hates’. All. the. time. He is a seriously nice guy though, and his attention to detail, whilst rather unnerving at first, is probably ultimately for the best.

Then on Saturday, I went to Lovebox. Of course, it rained ALL MORNING LONG so by the time I and some friends ventured up to the park, the ground was completely destroyed. We danced around like eejits to NERD for a bit until I fell in the mud and had to resist the tempetation to roll around. I don’t know how, but I managed to only dirty my knees and the elbow of my left jacket sleeve which was handy. Then I forgot I was wearing wellies when I got home through and trekked a muddy trail all the way up to my room, much to my mother’s delight. Man, I need to move out.

Sunday’s plan was to visit Dun Laoghaire for the Festival of World Cultures but unfortunately, a rather annoying self inflicted illness got in the way and instead I gorged on trash TV and movies. Watched Kramer vs Kramer for the first time in ages and fell even more in love with Meryl Streep. She really needs more Oscars.

My next driving lesson in tomorrow when I shall be braving the big bad main roads and this time avoiding moving cars and past customers. Eeeeeeek!

what’s wrong with this picture?
August 22, 2008, 7:14 pm
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Could it possibly the most common spelling mistake ever? Despite the lovely message “loose” has turned me into a right grumpy cow.

Right now…
August 20, 2008, 7:42 pm
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I am listening out my bedroom window to Jack Black singing ‘f*ck her gently’ – my favourite Tenacious D song evar. They’re in Marlay Park ya see, which I live right beside ya see. *smirks unattractively*

But, it’s not all fun and games.

The traffic tonight was freaking mental. MENTAL. We had to leave the car in NuttyNutgove and walk up the estate. My friend has just texted me telling me she’s been in her car for the last 90 minutes on what should be a 25 minute journey.

So a last minute word of friendly advice to anyone going to The Killers tomorrow – leave town or wherever you are travelling from at least one hour before you had originally planned to. Seriously, the roads are jam packed with cars and buses (that you can’t get round). And if you see a really freaked out looking girl in a learner’s car please wave hello – I’m taking my first driving lesson in ages tomorrow night. Wonderful timing.

Pretty pictures
August 20, 2008, 3:45 pm
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I lack originality and so I am thieving this from Anthony, Darren and Lottie because it is just so gosh darn cool.

Le rules:
– Answer the questions below by typing your answers into the Flickr search box.
– Pick an image from the first page of results.
– Paste the image url in to Moscaic Maker

et voila!

By the way – I had to cheat on number 12 as I don’t have a flickr account so I put in Annee (nothing for anneelicious).

Creds to the original photographers:
1. Annie licks her chops, 2. Pinocchio’s Pizza farm, 3. The Deepest Blues Are Black, 4. yawn, 5. Jeremy Piven OUT16855858, 6. Gin and tonic, 7. Who runs New York?, 8. Summer fruit cobbler, 9. Untitled, 10. The Calvo Family – Holidays, 11. “love comes from the most unexpected places…”, 12. Rétrospective des nouvelles gays de l’année sur le tourisme

Fun times!
August 20, 2008, 12:40 pm
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The lovely Miss Lottie made me feel extra special yesterday when she memed me – it almost never happens (woe is me) so yay!!

And it’s a lovely positive meme too, listing 6 things that tickle your pickle. Tee hee.

1. Singing.. I adore it. If I’m in a bad mood, I’ll lash on the radio and have a good old singalong, much to the annoyance of those around me. My dad’s a singer so I’d like to think it runs in the blood. He’d probably tell you otherwise though.

2. Food. Holy God, I love my food. Especially if it’s made up of about 90% carbohydrates. Pizza with double pepperoni and jalepeno peppers, pasta with chorizo and tomato sauce, spicy chicken fillet baguettes with lots of cheeze and mayo, fajitas oozing with salsa and sour cream, chipper chips steaming with salt and vinegar – my stomach is literally growling now. Unfortunately, I like food a little too much and it tends to like me too; remaining with me on my hips and thighs but feck it, it’s worth it.

3. Live music. This sort of relates to number 1 in that I can pretty much scream along with the music and nobody cares. Recorded music never sounds as good as it does when the band/singer are in front of you in a pub/hall/field/tent/insertvenuehere blaring out music at 80 decibels. Or better still, sitting in a cozy intimate venue, soaking in the atmosphere whilst the artist is practically sitting on your lap and doesn’t even need a mic. Bliss.

4. Films that make me cry. It might be strange to enjoy something that makes me cry but I really do. It’s such a good form of emotional release. There are some films (too cheesy to name) that no matter how many times I see, I will always cry at the exact same point. All I’ll say is that one involves a singer with large hair and a nose to match. Legend.

5. Gin and tonics. So so refreshing and dangerously easy to drink.

6. My mates. Couldn’t do without them. I’m entering cliché city right now, but they’re the best bunch of people I could ever hope for. They’ve been there for me through the fun times, bad times, and too-many-gin-and-tonic-times. Over the years we’ve enjoyed stories of banana boats, lady gardens, dodgy tummies (eek!), conquests and heartbreaks and that’s just one girl.

And now to point the finger of doom at 5 others…..
1. Mr B’dum B’dum (tish!) of “Positive Boredom.
2. Miss Lynnie of Lyndar the Merciless.
3. Miss Rachel of Fairy Cake Heaven.
4. Mr Pedro of
5. MJ of Shadows at Sunset.


I never thought of that when I was a nipper
August 18, 2008, 5:19 pm
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I’ve far out-reached my youtube quota for the week (and it’s only Monday) but I’ve just been emailed this video:

All I can say is thank God it ended well – eek!

My two favourite auditions from X-Factor
August 17, 2008, 6:26 pm
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LOVE this girl’s voice. She gave me the shivers the whole way through. Watch out for the dollar signs in SImon’s eyes:

Ant and Seb – comedy at it’s very best. Rick Astley watch out!