AnneElicious


Happy Friday!
August 1, 2008, 10:02 am
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3 day weekend – oh yeah!

I’m off down to the lovely Trá Lí for the weekend (one of my favourite parts of the world) this afternoon and in honour of my trip, here are a few offensive Kerryman jokes 😀

-Have you heard about the Kerryman who had a brain transplant?
The brain rejected him.

– Why do Kerry dogs have flat faces?
From chasing parked cars.

– How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick.

– How do you know a Kerryman was on the computer?
There’s tippex on the screen.

– How do you get a one armed Kerryman down from a tree?
Wave at him.

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Hope you can get there ok when the “gateway” was flooded overnight…

Comment by MJ

Feck, never thought of that….

Go around?

Poor Newcastle West 😦

Comment by anneelicious

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Those jokes are funny. My mom lives in Kerry (born and raised). She went back from the US about 10 years ago. I visited her last February and all I can say is WOW! I love Ireland!

Comment by T Shirt Guy




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