A man has been banned by a court from having sex with his missus at her home because they were noisy bastards. Yuckety yuck yuck.
Harry Potter release delayed by eight months to July 2009. Boo.
North Korean double medallists expelled from Olympics for doping. They’re all at it😦
Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’ script leaked online?
Monscooch with possibly the best version of The Dark Knight.
Red Bull gives you heart trouble. And just when I discover Red Bull Cola, feck.
Michael Phelps – breaking world records – and grinning maniacly at the same time. Is the man human? Oh wait, it’s just dodgy photoshopping.
Jenga World Record Disaster – real or fake? You decide.
EDIT: Apparently that Michael Phelps picture isn’t photoshopped. Oops. I know nothing.