A man has been banned by a court from having sex with his missus at her home because they were noisy bastards. Yuckety yuck yuck.
Harry Potter release delayed by eight months to July 2009. Boo.
North Korean double medallists expelled from Olympics for doping. They’re all at it 😦
Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’ script leaked online?
Monscooch with possibly the best version of The Dark Knight.
Red Bull gives you heart trouble. And just when I discover Red Bull Cola, feck.
Michael Phelps – breaking world records – and grinning maniacly at the same time. Is the man human? Oh wait, it’s just dodgy photoshopping.
Jenga World Record Disaster – real or fake? You decide.
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EDIT: Apparently that Michael Phelps picture isn’t photoshopped. Oops. I know nothing.
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AnneElicious 
The script is almost certainly leaked online… not that I have it or anything *suspicious eye movement thingy from cartoons*
Comment by B'dum August 15, 2008 @ 12:53 pmCan “wings” now become a slang term for heart trouble?
Paul McCartney and Heart Trouble is a much better band name.
Comment by B'dum August 15, 2008 @ 12:53 pmThat first story is absolutely hilarious! Poor Sod… 🙂
I’m kind of bummed about Harry Potter being delayed. I make fun of the movies but secretly love them. 🙂
Comment by Jefferson Davis August 16, 2008 @ 2:17 am@ b’dum – you bould thing you. wantsies though.
@ Jefferson – my fella said the same thing about the first story! I felt more sorry for the neighbours hehe
I’m sad about the Harry Potter delay too. I’d forgotten it was coming out soon, and was really looking forward to it when I read about the release in November. Now it’s just a big tease. Boourns.
Comment by anneelicious August 17, 2008 @ 6:32 pm