Belly ache
September 22, 2008, 1:04 pm
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This weekend: I slept, a lot. I drank, a fair bit. And I ate ’til my belly could take no more. Attractive ey? It’s not my fault though – the local Chinese’s fillet of beef with black bean sauce and mushrooms is just too good to waste. It’s always a delicious struggle to eat it all as they usually give very generous bucket sized portions of the dish. I think they like me.

And so now it’s Monday again and the chance to make a fresh start (number 417) which means the diet (yawn) starts yet again. With a bag of cheese and onion Tayto. Ahem.

I have literally zero willpower. Can you buy it somewhere? How great would it be if it came in handy tablet form that I could pop every morning with my tea and toast. And for those really struggling, like me, if it came with maybe an extra dose of motivation too. With added Vitamin C. I’m telling you, who ever invents that would probably be the richest fecker in the whole world.

If only.

*When writing this post, I google imaged ‘belly’ to see what came up. The first one is not what I was expecting and probably NSFW. Just so ya know*

random numbers for a monday morning
September 22, 2008, 11:27 am
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Did you know that 107% of workers would perform 16 times better if they had every second Monday off? It’s true!