I know people exactly like this…
October 30, 2008, 4:00 pm
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Internet relationships
October 30, 2008, 3:17 pm
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I fell in love on the internet last week. It was sudden and fast and left me breathless. I was only window shopping really, scrolling through countless mundane pictures, waiting for one to grab my attention when suddenly – a vision of beauty appeared on my screen. Dark, mysterious, with just enough personality to distinguish from the rest. My heart was stolen. 

I slipped out my credit card from its well worn purse pocket, and proceeded to enter my details. I couldn’t wait to rip that package open. 

This morning, I awoke to the sound of my porch door sliding closed with a heavy thud.  Giddy with glee, I leaped from the bed and scurried downstairs, wishing someone had turned the heat on as my toes hit the cold wooden floor. I rushed to open the front door and there it was. My beautiful dress all wrapped up in crinkled brown paper, and only missing the string for that element of perfection. 

I tore into the package, removing layer after layer of paper and sellotape to finally reveal the bundle of joy within. Finally, at this crucial last step, I removed the soft fabric from its surrounding tissue paper and laid it out on the table before me. It was as the picture described, a black floaty babydoll dress with intricate flowers sewn onto the bosom. Heaven. But wait… it looked somewhat shorter in real life. And wait… was it that wide on the model in the picture? She certainly didn’t look with child wearing it, but I had an annoying hunch that I would. Only one thing for it – up to the bedroom I go. 

It’s worse than I thought. I don’t just look like I’m pregnant with child – I look like I’m pregnant with four of them. And I also look like I’m working to pay the rent for these babies, if you know what I mean. I’m sorry beautiful dress, it’s back to the internet with you. 

Oh internet shopping, why must I fall for you everytime?

Oh joy of all joys
October 29, 2008, 9:39 pm
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If like me, you watched far too much tv as a kid, you will probably like, nay adore, this.

Happy, happy days.

I’ve always wondered…
October 29, 2008, 11:57 am
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What cats do when looking inside the toilet?

What happens when you swallow chewing gum?

Why men have nipples?

Why does the alarm clock snooze button give you nine extra minutes and not ten?

How to get a flat tummy?

How to tie a tie?

Where do broken hearts go?

and finally… how to solve a rubiks cube!

What word do you break when you say it?
October 28, 2008, 11:47 am
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I was rather quiet over the bank holiday weekend both of terms of blogging and in real life.  My liver had a nice break for once, with only a few teeny-tiny ickle sessions of drinking. It may live to see 30 if I keep this up. 

I did a lot of reflective thinking on life, going through old photos with friends and pondering what will we all be like in 10 or 20 years time. I haven’t changed much at all in the last ten years. My hair is a little shorter, my body a little rounder but mentally, I’m probably still as immature and unprepared as ever. I’m still shy and insecure and grumpy and then giddy and restless and easily tickled. 

All I can say is, if in ten years time, I can still laugh at things like this, I will be a very happy lady:

Best hangover cure?
October 24, 2008, 3:54 pm
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2 soluble solpadeine followed by a big glass of milk.


I’m finally starting to feel human again.

I don’t care if I’m killing this blog with YouTube videos…
October 23, 2008, 12:34 pm
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It’s the fecking new LOST promo:

WHY is February so far away??
EDIT: The YouTube video has been removed (shocker) so here it is on a spoiler site.

This young fella is only bleedin’ deadly…
October 22, 2008, 3:56 pm
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And he’s only 15!

Man, I feel old and untalented. And unsure if untalented is a real word; it doesn’t read right. But I feel it anyways.

Please do go have a listen to him though, I think he’s rather good. Support our youth, yo.

October 22, 2008, 12:58 pm
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A seriously sneaky restaurant but I like it…

A very publicly pissed off Fiat van owner found via Mr Mulley

Drive-thru polling booths in California. Novel!

Super Mario finally rescues the Princess, ungrateful biatch. (YouTube)

Classamundo – a fork specifically designed for eating spaghetti . I loves spag bol, I do.

John McCain totally looks like…

Debz of the Year Competition. Ok I stuck in the z myself. I’m a meanie.

October 21, 2008, 1:38 pm
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I just completely forgot where I was (at work) and did a ma-hoo-sive burp involuntarily. Trying to avoid the looks now….