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What a nice Christmas.
I’ve now got a ten pound food baby which I heartily enjoyed conceiving and a few lovely pressies (appreciated muchly). I’ve been lazing about the house in a constant glow of Christmas cheer and booze whilst my new Ugg-like slippers keep my feet toasty warm.
And one of the best surprises this Christmas?
As usual I’m five years behind everyone else, but seriously, better late than never. Much better.
As a result blogging has been light of late and may continue in this fashion as I catch up with The Wire. See you in four seasons.
Happy New Year!
Filed under: christmas, films | Tags: christmas, deep down i'm really 12, giddy
- Wrapping the last of the presents – Done
- Scoffing Chipsticks and Heroes washed down with Miller – Done
- Hiding my food baby under a cosy wooly jumper – Done (I hope)
- Wishing everyone in the Blogosphere a very, very Merry Christmas – Now done
- Traditional Christmas Eve drinks with friends in the local – Next
- CHRISTMAS – One more sleep!
Have an absolutely lovely day tomorrow, everyone. You rock.
Never get hair cut this close to Christmas again.
The pretty blonde hairdresser is sick of doing the same graduated bob for the 416th time that day and just wants to go out on the tear.
Hence my hair is now a full four inches shorter than I wanted it to be, and my resemblence to the 9 year old neighbour next door – Zach – is uncanny.
20 years from now I will be looking back at photos from Christmas 2008 wondering what on earth I was thinking. I hope I still have this blog to remind me that I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS.
Jesus, I hate public toilets. They’re fuckin’ disgustin’.
Yeah, me too. They look clean but they stink to the high heavens.
I’d rather piss in a field.
Yeah, or the back of a bus…
No, that was the front of the bus.
That was genius.
How great would it be if you could get fry-ups delivered to your door? Seriously, how great.
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