LOOK AT HIM BITING HIS LOWER LIP!
That Ratan Tata sounds like such a lovely fellow…
Says the charming Mr Tata on the long waiting list for his new £1,300 Nana car:
”You wouldn’t want to make someone wait to long for his car since a car is like a pretty woman. If you wait too long she will become old and perhaps fat.”
I was going to say ‘God love his wife’ but then I thought, sure the poor chap mightn’t have one. And so off to the ever trustworthy Wikipedia I go to see if there is a lucky Mrs Tata.
Mr Ratan Tata has a metalic blue Maserati. He sometimes likes to fly his private jet himself.
So I guess he really does compare cars to wimmins. Sure we’re only accessories after all. Expensive accessories obviously but accessories all the same. Pfffffffft.
Where have you been all my life?
Maybe it’s because I’m in a bit of a strange mood these days but I’ve just seen this picture of Sarah Harding from last night’s NME’s and I’m curious as to when she got so foxy?
Now, the dress is a tiny bit gack – I don’t like that random mid-length on anybody – but I’ve never seen her face look so pretty and sexy all at the very same time. I always thought she looked a bit hard but now….
… I definitely would.
Welcome to Heartbreak
What a mournful song title 😦
Kanye West’s new vidja – Welcome to Heartbreak:
It’s trippy, man.
Legend of the Day
Laurence Fishburne – kickin’ serious crime ass in CSI. Oh yeah.
Pretty Ladies (Pt. 2)
I announced on The Blog Pound that I have a long list of lady crushes.
And so it is with great, great pleasure, that I list these lovely ladies ici:
1. Buffy AKA Sarah Michelle Gellar
That scene where her and Spike are doing the dirty in an abandoned house, breaking down the walls with their unbridled passion….
2. Cheryl Cole.
OK, her husband is a dirt bag and she used to be a little bit rough, but can we all just be shallow here for a minute and take a look at the woman?! She’s preeeetty. And she has amazing hair (extensions). I definitely would.
3. Mary Louise Parker
Best known from playing a quirky weed-dealin’ mama in Weeds but I first fell for her charms in Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. The Southern accent gits me everytime.
4. Mila Kunis
Whilst famous for her role in That Seventies Show, she only came to my attention in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as the cutely-sexy leading lady. Plus she does the voice of Meg in Family Guy which gives her major cool points.
5. Debbie Harry (circa 70’s/80’s)
Fox and Ee.
Sometimes, just sometimes, I think she’s a teeny bit overrated but I will include her on my list, just for this pic alone. Smokin’.
7. Natalie Portman
Like the madam above, Natalie Portman also knows how to rock a pink wig. Now where can I get me one of them??
8. Rachel Bilson
She’s just kind of smiley and petite and adorable.
9. Miranda Kerr
That Orlando Bloom is one lucky bastid.
For the sake of people’s dial up connections, I’m going to end the list here. I’m sure I’ve forgotten plenty of wimmins that I could add so I may return to it at a later stage.
In the meantime, I’m tagging Miss Rapture Ponies to do the same – she’s got a list already and I’m dying to see it!